Blanche de Bruxelles
Sam Adams Boston
My friend's Maudite, that was super good
From two weekends ago, Dos Equis Amber and a Leinenkugel Wheat
My mothers day was awesome. I got a box of dark chocolates from Godiva, 3 shirts, a pair of Capri's and a gift card from Macy's. Woohoo! Breakfast, lunch and the night off, the husband did the house cleaning and dishes. AWESOME! We went over to my mother in laws house for dinner and visited with her and husband's grandmother. It was nice and the kids enjoyed the visit. She made some southern goodness (which I don't eat) fried fish, hush puppies, coleslaw and lemon cake.
Today I started the day off with thinking I had thrown my car tag renewal sticker in the trash, AND today it trash day. I had just given the command to the husband to go dig in the trash bags when then thank god I found them stuffed in my wallet. Whooo that was scary for a minute.
I drop daughter #1 off at school I run home to grab my Ipod so I can dash to the gym, its dead. UGH, god knows I need an excuse to put the gym off. So I decide that I'll plug it in run to the grocery store and then I'll go to the gym after I drop off the groceries. So I get on my merry way to the store and HOLY DEER!!! I am on a BUSY street by my house and a doe (everyone sing along, a female deer, ray ~ a drop of golden sun). YES a live deer, on the sidewalk in the city, well suburb. So I start to FREAK out thinking she is going to bolt into the street and get squashed by a car in front of my precious 4 year old daughter. So I pull into the turn lane and lay on the horn. She is still determined to cross the street. UGH UGH UGH!!!! So by this time my crazy self has made anyone near us aware that something is going on. Thank god a India food delivery van (thank you Vishnu)is in on the mission to NOT see this deer become just another statistic. There are two guys in the delivery van so they pull behind me and start honking too. Well this sends poor Bambi over the edge and she darts across 2 lanes, OMG OMG OMG, she makes it. Now said deer is in the grassy median. Traffic is stopped and I'm still laying on the horn to warn folks (yes I'm a crazy animal lover) and BAM she goes across the other 2 lanes. OMGOMGOMGOMG, she makes it again. At this point my heart is FREAKING OUT!!! Now she is stuck between the busy road and a fence. India delivery driver and guy pull to the other side of the road and guy jumps out to try to scare her back across the 4 lanes of traffic to the safety of a field. She sees him and I guess she thinks, OMG HUNTER RUN and she does, toward one of the busiest areas I live by. UGH, so I dart up the street past her, throw my van in park, put on the flashers, jump out and start waving my hands. She looks at me for a second and then darts across 4 lanes of traffic to the field and off she runs. OMG, it was something. I pooped from just the retelling of this story
THEN I finally get home get the ipod and head the gym only to be attacked by the child care worker again about my husband not giving them the proper contract, (Which I don't feel is my job but the sales team). So she just wont drop it and goes on and on and on until I say F this I'm out! Canceled my membership and they can kiss my butt! But not before I told on her to the manager and my husband who were standing on the other side of the door chatting. UGH What the poop folks!
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