Waffles and wine. Rambling....

Monday night was one of those nights where I forgot to take something out for dinner so the kids had easy mac and the husband and I ate whaever. The husband decided to go to the store to look for something for himself. I had said that waffles sounded good or Amy's Kitchen Indian Mattar Paneer dinner, YUM!!! So the husband looked for a indian dinner for me, not able to find what I like he picked up some waffles, belgin, yum!! He gets home shows them to me all beaming like he is the BESTEST ever. I being a mean wife went "What the heck! These are multi grain, dairy free, gluten free, egg free waffles. What the hell are they???" Man did that take the wind out of his sails. Wow some days I can be a real you know what!!! So I said well I'll try them and see. They tasted like cardboard sprinkled with wheat germ. YUCK, after the butter and gallon of Mrs. Butterworth they were edible. So I thought wow you know what would go great with this??? A hugemongous glass of Fume Blanc, yes sir that was a tasty dinner at 9pm.

The next day started off beyond awesome. UGH, you know, you sit up and the 1st words out of your mouth are something you would NOT want your sweet child to hear, something with a F or a S. Baby girl slept in, why oh why on a Tuesday, why not Sunday when mommy has a "headache". Anyway, I had 20 minutes to throw some clothes at the kids hoping they would fall onto thier bodies, feed them something nutritioius and healthy (stop snickering, Tony says that Frosted Flakes are part of a healthy nutritrious breakfast), feed baby girl, and semi dress myself. I did it, made it to VBS on time. Mind you I was THAT mom dropping off her kids. Let me paint you the picture, shall I. I was wearing my beloved Memphis Tigers hat, because my hair had so much oil someone might of slipped had I left it down. I might or might not of been wearing the shirt I went to bed in and I might or might not of forgot to put my panties on (gotta air out at night) and I was wearing black velvety pants in 100 degree weather and ooohhh yet the piece de resistance I was chewing gum becase I didn't have time to brush my teath. Oh and lets not forget I kinda had the Britany Spears make-up look going from a few month back, you know yesterdays black mascara down to the cheek bones. I was looking sexy yes indeed! I took my kids to VBS and then I headed to the grocery store sans panties! Getoverit!! Suck beyond suck was daughter #1's best friends mom was parked next to me. You know the 6ft blonde super hot mom that looks great all the time. Awesome. I pretended I was looking for coupons in the floor board of the van for about 20 minutes so I wouldn't have to talk. UGH, shame on me.

On a clean note, I have since showered and brushed my teeth and put on fresh make up. Tonight is SITC!!! YES YES! After we are going to Bosco's for a drink and I plan on having crispy duck spring rolls. YUM!!