Things I should be doing, but I'm not

I should be cleaning my house. I should be doing laundry. I should be cooking dinner. I should be dressing the baby. I should be eating something healthy and nutritious instead of tortilla chips from a Mexican restaurant from yesterday. I should be paying more attention to my kids instead of hanging out on the computer. I should be putting up the groceries. Instead I'm sitting here rotting my brain with computer time, tortilla chips and sweet tea. I'm blocking out my kids and giving them cheese and cracker stick that I'm guessing have High Fructose Corn Syrup in them (which I'm against by the way). My house is WAY trashed, the laundry needs doing, the dinner needs cooking and the cat box is bordering on toxic, you have to wear shoes in my house right now to keep the crumbs from sticking to your feet. I DON'T CARE for the next 20 or so minutes. I plan to sit here until my glass is empty. Ya wanna know why?? Because my kids have been sick for 8 days now, my husband needed some "alone" time so he's off to the gym and then to "guys night out' and I have been left alone with these people whom I gave birth too and haven't figures out that if they wanted to they could tie me up and tuck me into the laundry room. I'm on a mental break and in now 15 or so minutes I should be refreshed enough to deal until 8 or 9pm or until they figure out that they can indeed hog tie their momma and no one will catch them until around 11pm when their daddy comes home. Ahhhhh now the baby just bounced her head off the floor and all is lost in my mental break. Well until next time.